What JCN really is

Date: Mon, 26 Oct 1998 22:15:50 +0000 (BST)
From: "David M. Ingram" < dmi1000@cus.cam.ac.uk>
Reply-To: David Ingram < dmi1000@cam.ac.uk>
To: Jock Busuttil < jcn-president@jesus.cam.ac.uk>
Cc: JCN Committee < jcn-student-committee@jesus.cam.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: New page on website

> When somebody bothers to fill me in on the details of your nefarious plans,

Sorry, I know we should have filled you in earlier.

Basically, Martin will hack into the security systems and arrange for
the cameras to play back recorded scenes from 23:00 hours onwards.

Team A will enter through the hole we've already cut in the perimeter fence,
whilst Dan neutralises the guard so that team B can make their way directly
to the maintenance area. From there they should emerge through a ventilation
duct and be able climb across the lobby ceiling, avoiding the laser grid.

Meanwhile, team A will have reached the lab and drugged the shift leader
just prior to him leaving for the control centre. Christophe will take
his place and leave immediately before the guard detail completes their
circuit. Jock and I will weld the door shut and standby in the observation
gallery over the vehicle bay.

At this point team B will remove a skylight and climb up into the machine
room. Edwin and Dan will take out the guards with their dart guns so that
Martin can access the terminals and discover the access codes. He must
do this before Christophe reaches the control centre, which should be in
about 45 seconds. This done he communicates the information to Christophe
via the implant radios so that he can get into the vault without raising
suspicion.

Christophe's task is to jam the electronics on the deck lift and then
locate the prototype field disrupter. The blast doors are on an
autonomous circuit which we can't reach so he must then sprint the length
of the weapons range to get out before they seal him in.

When they receive the signal team B will head for the vehicle bay,
placing charges around reactors 7 and 8 in engineering. Jock will blow
out the bullet-proof windows of the observation gallery with the
minigun so that I can throw the smoke grenades into the access corridoor
to mask Christophe's escape. Team B should now have arrived and Martin
will lay down covering fire whilst Dan gets the APC's systems online
via his head mounted console and remote pilots it across the vehicle
bay to our rendezvous point.

Everybody must get in and seal the vehicle before the first reactor blows.
We should be able to use the rocket launchers to take out the bay doors
and get out of the complex before security can bring anything really
heavy to bear upon us. From there our airlift will be waiting in
a camouflaged position within the woods so we can make good our escape.

I hope that clears things up.

Or.....

What JCN is:
JCN is a completely above-board college society

What JCN is not:
JCN is not a legitimate front for a crazed megalomaniac with a metal
plate in his head and a bionic arm who wishes to hold the United
Kingdom to ransom for the entire country's supply of platinum otherwise
he will be forced to destroy all the important-looking buildings in
Swansea