All comments on pictures!

  • Aww, how cute

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  • Ross says his prayers to the God of Linux
  • This was a really most excellent cake

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  • Is that a tea cosy?!
  • The hamster contemplates James

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  • ph34r!
  • Mmm, cheesecake

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  • aww
  • JCN couples off for the night
  • Trinity sunglasses :)

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  • Blazer! Where did I put my blazer?
  • It's a house

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  • Kill! Kill!
  • Must attempt to retain conciousness. Must attempt to retain conciousness. Must attempt...

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  • Awwwwwwwww
  • Mmm, carrot cake.

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  • "Anyway, it's more fun after they've passed out"
  • Kyle cuts out the middleman (or middleplastic)

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  • "Ow, I've just pushed this bottle through the back of my neck"
  • "Yes, there's still a pulse"

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  • Mmm, glass
  • Which pair of JCN legs rocks most house? Answers on a postcard to...

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  • Stop taking photos and grab his wallet!
  • Fisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhh

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  • It's a flying saucer, cunningly disguised as a Victorian streetlamp so as not to cause alarm!
  • Exciting tissues!

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  • f00d
  • Mmm, Mars Bar.

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  • The survivors!
  • Mmm, feet
  • Mmm, tequila

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  • "I'm still entrirly sober, honesht"
  • "Just because I love you doesn't mean I'm going to let go of the crisps"

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  • And when I lower this silk, I will be transformed into....
  • No *I'm* going to win the cheesy grin competition!
  • "Does my head look big in this?"

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  • Cheers!
  • Nathan discovers why theological training takes years and years...
  • ... while Rosie looks to see what the Chaplain is doing to her Man

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  • "I told you I needed a haircut"
  • Awwwww!!

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  • Will that silly girl with the tinsel *please* stop jumping into all the photos!
  • (The desert island must be around here somewhere...)

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  • Thing (of Addams Family fame) makes a guest appearance at GradSoc Christmas Dinner.
  • "It's that bloody girl with tinsel, again."
  • Rosie mistakes Stephen for a Christmas tree
  • Latest Bond villain, "The Man With The Golden Sparkly Hat", proves a surprise hit! (isn't it a shame they've already done the Christmas joke?)

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  • It's Harry Potter again!
  • I think he's quite big enough already Jason

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  • token-arts-student takes a pose...
  • Mmm, food

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  • One of the fellows arrives late
  • Beneath the calm facade lies an evil mastermind plotting your doom!

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  • Can I blow this up and put it on my wardrobe door and worship Kyle?
  • Please?
  • Why the close-up of Matthew's crotch? Is that *really* neccessary?

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  • Ross attempts to seduce the desk lamp
  • I'm not drunk, honest

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  • Ross clutches his coffee mug as he realises he's being stalked by his Scary-shadow-with-the-pointy-hair
  • no.. not that one

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  • good try
  • third time lucky :D

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  • What is going on in that corner!!
  • Huh? Kyle misses the point again

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  • "For once I'm not the drunkest person here!"
  • (Yet)
  • wasted and proud of it.
  • Nice to meet you too Sean

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  • Sean makes a dive for Matthew...
  • siān^H^H^H^H sean and matthew get it on

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  • bow before mjg59
  • i don't love you siān^H^H^H^H sean

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  • A plate of eyeballs
  • Aww

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  • Floating fruit / an old-fashioned torture device
  • "Another cup of coffee, dear?", as the actress said to the bishop

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  • Scary!
  • "We only need to to be stable in one more dimension..."

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  • Where did I put that carving knife? I had it a minute ago...
  • Civil engineering in action!

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  • Go buffy!
  • A wasted warlock and a wicked witch

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  • A very rocking tower
  • A very red tower

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  • Sean gets a makeover
  • And let the dancing begin...

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  • Yay - caught one!
  • Rosie attempts to scuba-dive in the apple box

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  • Eek!
  • The spider even has a sign telling you to run away from it

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  • "I thought bikes turning onto the A14 had right of way..."
  • Oww!
  • red and ded

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  • Completely batty
  • Dying and dead

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  • Services rendered, etc.
  • Sean attempts to keep the BCPL box out of sight

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  • Burninate those sausages!
  • (Flashbacks to JCN BBQ 2000)
  • You'd think they'd never seen a computer before...

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  • Who let the theoretical physicist near the barbecue?
  • "It's angry, and it's trying to get away!"

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  • Focus!
  • "Only three college gardens to go that I haven't passed out in"

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  • "I don't think the engine's working - I've tried pushing the handles down and it doesn't move"
  • RoadkilL!

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  • That's cheating!
  • It's a photo of somebody taking a photo!

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  • Why do these two always seem to end up somewhere in an heap on the floor?
  • "It's always best to take them from behind, that way they're less prepared"

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  • Kyle sees into an entirely new world...
  • Um what exactly were you *trying* to photograph here?

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  • Guess which member of JCN had been drinking before the dinner
  • "Oh my god I'm surrounded by drunken compscis with cameras"

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  • The serious end of the table
  • Kyle puts the finishing touches to a carefully prepared speech

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  • jcn-king, anyone?
  • The guy who pulled ALL the single women at the JCN Annual Dinner

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  • "No, absolutely nothing going on here!"
  • Please God let me be released from this most sordid hell dimension

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  • ...and the Kyle emerges, fully formed, from its protective cocoon
  • Kyle's attempts to pull Ross become more blatant...
  • I can get you back...

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  • This could be the start of a beautiful friendship
  • Only Ben was aware of the fire raging in the back corner of the Prioress' Room

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  • I'm just resting my hand, OK? It's not like I'd be falling over if I wasn't...
  • Oh my god what is happening on that sofa?
  • Quite a nice dinner jacket really
  • Speech!

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  • Simply match up the hands and the bodies to win this week's wonderful prize!
  • "My Loyal Subjects. I pronounce thee, and all the realm of JCN, to be most excellent."

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  • Alarmingly, Phil starts to update the fire
  • If I shut my eyes I can't see the world turning

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  • Stephen tries out the "focus follows users'" option on his camera
  • RealityCam: How Stephen actually saw this scene.
  • We were given cheesy grins for pudding
  • It's called port, hence empty bottle bottom right...

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  • Shadow puppetting has always been one of Phil's more arcane specialities
  • I really have no idea why Cambridge has this reputation of being full of drunken ex-public-school toffs

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  • Mmm, port
  • Mmm, beer

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  • Mmm shoes
  • .o0(Maybe being a fashion photographer would be more fun than doing a PHd in compsci)

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  • Ross and Kyle superimpose themselves
  • Rosie and Liz realise that they don't need Sean, just the sofa and each other. Poor Sean. :(

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  • A lovely moment for a beautiful couple (as the physicist said to the bishop)
  • Here we go again

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  • Awww
  • Ross atempts to deal with his hair

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  • Rosie shows how it's done
  • Hmm

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  • The final creation
  • James decapitates a snowman

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  • Sleepy Rosie
  • I think Nathan looks more sleepy than me
  • Starting on the sota
  • Rosie admirably supervises the sofa inflation

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  • Rosie helps Jamie out
  • "Is that all you can manage in 15 minutes?"

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  • The next JCN couple?
  • Sean hides under his hair

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  • Six compscis and a sofa
  • Sean gets all the women (again)

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  • Approaching horizontality
  • Sean realises that being JCN President AND having an inflatable sofa makes him a seriously h0t ch1ck magnet.
  • (The rest of us knew that anyway)

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  • No comment needed
  • Ejection from the sofa

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  • H0t g1rl on g1rl action! (or something0
  • "Remind me, why are we hanging out with these strange people?"

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  • ...so Sean reclaims half the sofa for his own
  • Rejected!
  • Ejected!
  • Dejected!

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  • As Sean and Andy communicate via IRC, they wonder whether it might be easier to just *talk* but quickly dismiss the idea
  • rocking JCN tshirts

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  • Trust me, I'm a CompSci
  • Almost there...

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  • The smiling fluffly N Ireland terrorist
  • If I close my eyes, maybe I can pretend this is a real computer

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  • But this is a Very Important Point I'm trying to make!
  • Ross and Kyle show their love for each other

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  • It's OK really, I don't mind being surrounded by compscis
  • Go ahead, punk - make my day

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  • Would you buy a bottle of used wine from this man?
  • ...and then I can pour water into his shoe!
  • shoe
  • Bend....and snap

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  • Mmm, wine
  • Kathy hides from the madness

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  • Yey I got him smiling!
  • Rosie offers Sean a foot massage

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  • Ch-ching!
  • Stop taking unattractive photos of me Stephen! I'll get you...

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  • Awwwwww
  • Jamie's children fall asleep on him

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  • I might agree with what you're saying but my foot hurts
  • Ross contemplates adding wine-on-hair to Sean's obvious difficulties

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  • Radioactive shoes!
  • No! Keep away from me!

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  • Ross rediscovers his tongue post-formal
  • Kyle has attractive pyjamas

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  • R0x0rs!
  • So what did they put in the food at Formal Hall that night?

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  • JCN Token Woman and her Apprentice
  • Finally the insane android with glowing eyes wrests control over Ben

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  • Awwwww (again)
  • Having all piled onto the bed, they then started rotating the room

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  • "Eek! What's this strange American doing with his arm round me?"
  • And managed to get most of the way round without anybody falling off

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  • Other than Sean
  • Why not leap on top of Stephen? I'm sure he'll enjoy it...
  • Why not leap on top of Stephen? I'm sure he'll enjoy it...

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  • I love you Sean!
  • I love you Kyle!

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  • Kyle becomes very squashed
  • Ssh! Don't tell Sean where the beer is...

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  • Kyle plans nefarious activities involving his new-found torch
  • Give me your hands Kyle - I want your hands

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  • It's all too much!
  • Give them to us now

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  • We love you too Ross
  • Must.. kill... kyle!

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  • Kyle - passing out in public since 2001!
  • It's a house!

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  • Can you see what it is yet?
  • Boo! All the beer has gone :(

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  • Junaid had finally caught and killed his dinner
  • We have a winner!

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  • Blatent scooping action from Hannah
  • Hitting your partner on the head does *not* count as a valid move, Nathan!

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  • Hannah dies. Kyle and Gill remain unconcerned.
  • "I appear to have balloons growing out of the top of my head"

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  • LA Convention Centre
  • The aliens have landed!
  • A crap graphics card company
  • Who would want a chick that looked like that?

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  • View from Convention Centre
  • A r0cking graphics card company

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  • Paper session
  • Jim Henson creature workshop people. And a muppet.
  • And some sort of puppet, by the looks of it

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  • The hall got progressively less well focussed as the day went on...
  • Lots of muppets. If you look closely you can see the recruitment staffers in the audience

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  • Hollywood, baby!
  • Sunset, from my hotel room

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  • Reception in Pershing Square
  • "And lo, the star appeared again in the East, and came to rest over.... the LA Convention Centre"
  • View from hotel room window

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  • Pretty lights!
  • Inside the Convention Centre

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  • Stephen had only been in the room for a couple of hours but already it was looking like home.
  • A rare 50s bakelite wireless set

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  • Spot the Starbucks
  • My hotel room

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  • Scoop up the musical notes to make sounds
  • Trying to recreate acid trips in Real Life
  • The en suite bath in my hotel room

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  • "Fish out all the frogs in under a minute to win one of our wonderful prizes"
  • My room is the window in the middle

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  • Got one!
  • The Hollywood Downtowner, our hotel

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  • Walk on the floor to kill the bacteria
  • Hollywood Boulevard, from just by our hotel
  • On the left you can see the sign of the company I set up to commercialise my PhD work

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  • Create modern art with your hands
  • (Quicker than using your feet)
  • Virtual swim across the Atlantic

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  • Force-feedback with air jets, and 3d glasses
  • The exhibition

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  • h0t nvidia chick
  • Now, where have I met her before
  • Some unimportant company
  • (After all, who's ever heard of "Motion builder"?)

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  • "Discression - we've heard of it"
  • The Cafe Imperial

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  • JCN r0xx0r!
  • Part of the Old City walls

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  • Bloody tourists!
  • St. Nicholas' Church, in the Old Town Square

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  • Prague Castle cathedral
  • The Old Square and The Church of our Lady before Tyn

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  • Up the Town Hall tower - the Old Town Square
  • Charles Bridge

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  • The Old-New Synagogue
  • Random tourists block view of the Old-New Synagogue

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  • Long shot of Prague Castle
  • Kutna Hora

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  • The lift up the Town Hall tower
  • A supervision, Czech style

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  • Charles Bridge
  • Vltava river

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  • More Prague Castle
  • The Royal Palace at Prague Castle

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  • The lighter side of the Prague invasion
  • Powercut

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  • Cathedral in Prague Castle
  • Powercut

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  • Wenceslas' Square
  • The flat

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  • Wenceslas' Square (which isn't)
  • Vysehrad

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  • Coming back
  • Mmm cookies

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  • We seem to have found ourselves in a room crawl. We might not be back for dinner.
  • Because everyone wants to see Rosie's crotch? Stephen you will pay for this!

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  • This was *not* as dodgy as it looks
  • Oh yes it was!
  • Would you trust this man?

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  • Evil BenBen prepares to take over the world
  • Separated at birth, Kyle and Ross are reunited once more

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  • Sean fails to find the appropriate finger
  • It's that couch again... and wtf is Jamie doing?

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  • Kyle has a thought
  • James being a grumpy old git and not letting us in

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  • Rosie suffers (irrational) fear of everyone around her after consuming too much neat vodka
  • Or was that just everyone with a camera?
  • THE look of the 2004 summer collection

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  • It's an alien!
  • Rosie attempts to climb out of her skylight and discovers her head is too big

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  • I want Sean! No, I want Sean!
  • Ross has Kyle. Everyone is happy.

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  • Buffy looks on in amusement
  • i lurv buffy

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  • Jamie needs mumification, naturally
  • It all becomes a little bit confused on the world of Sean's floor

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  • Yeah baby!
  • Kyle and Rosie regain control of the floor

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  • Out onto the tennis courts to wait for dawn
  • Ross proclaims his love for Kyle as the sun begins to rise

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  • Are we *still* trying to dance?
  • Who needs to be able to stand anyway? Outdated concept

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  • w00t we made it to dawn!
  • Sun begins to rise. We go to bed.

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  • Now that's what I call a snowball
  • What about the snow?

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  • The name's Garrett. Matthew Garrett.
  • "I'd like to spank..."

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  • Maybe if I close my eyes the audience will disappear
  • What can I say about a man from Goucestershire?

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  • Ph34r my 1337-0r4ng3 footwear!
  • Two horny grads?

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  • The ex-masters look down disapprovingly
  • Smile, wave, and back away slowly. Slowly...

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  • "Don't mess with my Kylie, f00l."
  • Scary physicists!

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  • "There's a waiter stroking my moustache. Sexy!"
  • "I've found this pair of legs - they seem to be attached to something heavy..."

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  • Sean demonstrates that even hardware geeks can't deal with sticky tape properly
  • "Do you think it'll fit under my jacket?"

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  • Flashback to 2004!
  • Separated at birth?

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  • Though Nathan looks slightly more wasted this year
  • .oO(if he doesn't hurry up and take that photo I'm going to fall asleap)

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  • I make this orgy look cool!
  • I make this orgy look cool
  • oops
  • The handsome couple!

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  • .oO(Arrrh! Too many geeks! Maybe if I hide behind my hands they'll all go away.)
  • Smiling through the pain...

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  • w00t!
  • We are JCN! We rock!
  • Two lovely ladies all in pink

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  • Awwwwww
  • Kyle, as ever, has all the women

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  • "So if you take the contour integral round the neck of my jersy..."
  • Sean demonstrates his trademark pose...

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  • The party progresses past the "eating and drinking" and "arguing about window managers" phases to the "fondling Kyle" stage
  • "Look into my eyes. You are feeling veerrryyyy ssslllleeepppppyyyyyyyyy...."

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  • And then all these arms appeared out of the walls and started strangling Nathan! We thought it was excellent!
  • Rosie on the phone to...

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  • ...Kyle!
  • Rosie contemplates pushing Paul off the couch

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  • Help! The Pringles! Nooooo!
  • Kyle succumbs to the Pringles

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  • f00d
  • t0y5

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  • mjg59 becomes submerged
  • Just one big happy family!
  • sexy Kylie ;o)

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  • One, two, three, four...
  • ... I declare thumb war!

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  • The JCN Party was a sleep-inducing affair....
  • If you're a Porter reading this, you didn't see this. Right?

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  • Let's not even go there...
  • Probably the least scary face on show at the JCN Party...

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  • Which one's more frightening? You decide...
  • Having suddenly realised what being seen at a JCN event might do for his street cred, the mystery guest vanishes back into the night....

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  • It's not Halloween yet Kyle!
  • "Am I really in a bar with these weirdos?"

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  • Curon demonstrates how to drive a car
  • Kyle discovers the meaning of life

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  • Who'll be the first to blink!
  • More fun with perspective

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  • Curon entertains Jesus Lane
  • yeh, d00d!

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  • David chats up Rosie
  • Help! It's a room full of scary people, and one of them is pointing a camera at me!

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  • Tom prepares to gesticulate with his left hand
  • It's reached the stage in the evening when everybody goes slightly out of focus

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  • /me wonders whether to kick Curon hard for this!
  • "Yeh, right"

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  • Curon struts his funky stuff
  • A pretty young lady under one arm, and a pretty young gentleman under the other, both happy and smiling. What more could one want? Other than a pair of shoes...

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  • .oO(The things one has to put up with when visiting Cambridge)
  • It's always best to act out your fantasies in public

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  • Who's that hiding behind the fan?
  • JCN - don't mess with us, or we'll pour desert wine in your laptop

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  • "No, we really don't want double glazing. Honest"
  • Swirly t-shirt!

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  • Kyle demonstrates that the correct glasses can make anybody look ugly
  • Taking JCN from behind...

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  • I'm not here, I don't know these people, this is all a bad dream!
  • fire!

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  • big fire!
  • Kyle prepares to bring down a kangaroo to barbecue

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  • Stephen considers a career being an arty-photographer-type if the PhD-thang doesn't work out.
  • Mmm, burger

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  • Mmm, kebab
  • Well if you really must take a photo of me...

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  • The Chaplain strikes an elegant pose
  • Guesses as to the identity of the mystery person with their arm round Kyle on a postcard to...

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  • En garde!
  • Fissssh

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  • (note boomerang in shot!)
  • How many chimney pots do you need for a house of three people?

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  • The wall becomes the cool new place to sit
  • An enormous picture of coals

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  • It's a gnome! (a gnother gnome...)
  • "Being seen in the company of these people will ruin my clean-living hard-working reputation!"
  •  

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  • "But I love Jamie too much to resist..."
  • Stephen demonstrates telescopic arms

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  • Awwww
  • "Perhaps we could open a different bottle?"

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  • Got there!
  • Nope!

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  • Mmm, pizza
  • "Warning: may have side effects including demonic posession. Not suitable for under 70s"

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  • The whole team falls under the game's controlling sway
  • Rosie mops up the handsome young men

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  • Happy New Year everybody!
  • And the little one said...

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  • ...and we ended the evening by all getting into bed together.
  • Auckland

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  • First sight of South Island
  • Abel Tasman National Park

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  • The Hole in the Rock, Bay of Islands
  • Rain!

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  • Bay of Islands, early morning
  • Lake Rotoiti, Nelson Lakes National Park

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  • Uninhabited island in Bay of Islands
  • Lake Tekapo

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  • Church of the Good Shepherd, Lake Tekapo
  • Whangerei Falls

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  • Lake Pukaki (Mt Cook visible just above the clouds)
  • Piha beach

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  • Mount Cook YHA
  • Mount Manganui

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  • Tasman Glacier lake
  • View from Mount Manganui

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  • Iceberg!
  • Matamata

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  • Dunedin University clock tower
  • Lake Te Anau

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  • Waitomo Caves
  • Whakarewarewa, Rotorua

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  • Doubtful Sound
  • Fiordland Navigator (our boat)

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  • Wai-o-Tapu, Rotorua
  • Dolphins!

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  • 6.30am on Doubtful Sound
  • Lake Taupo

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  • Mount Ruapehu
  • Leaving Wellington

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  • Milford Road
  • Near Nelson

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  • Milford Sound
  • Penguins!

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  • Double rainbow!
  • Shows scale... cliffs are up to 1.5km high

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  • Shotover River, Queentown
  • Fox Glacier

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  • Lake Matheson
  • Franz Josef Glacier

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  • Don't look down!
  • Lake Mapourika

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  • Lake Ianthe
  • Arthur's Pass

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  • Episode V: The Beard Strikes Back?
  • If you take my food I'll cry!

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  • An excellent photo of Jamie's crotch
  • I am man! I make fire!

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  • In the "good ol' days" no JCN bbq was complete without an entire rats nest of cables to supply Internet access to the multitude of pieces of hardware that were present. Alas, how the mighty have fallen when there is just one lonely laptop and no cables at all!
  • If I lie down here and wave my finger in the air, maybe I'll feel less drunk.

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  • DRUNK
  • DRUNKS
  • Cider + Rosie = HAPPY!

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  • It all gets a little bit too exciting for Sean
  • Uh oh... he's developing Liz's 'teacher look' methinks!

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  • Kylie tries to kiss David but he turns away in refusal
  • Curon prepares for the handstand...

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  • Where's the Wally....
  • Awwww

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  • Mwa - haa - ha
  • To whom do all these arms belong?

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  • What a handsome young fellow
  • Kylie's been at the lemons again

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  • Demon red eyes!
  • Tom loses the bottoms of his jeans to the barbeque

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  • Mmmm burnt raw meat
  • I never noticed this get taken!! *DELETE*

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  • No one will notice our tent because it's cunningly green and camouflaged, heh heh heh...
  • Oxford's answer to the Jesus College Scuplture Exhibition. One small tree and a tarpaulin

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  • The Other Jesus College
  • Aww. That's cute

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  • (This is what happens when you give your camera to Sean)
  • I have this strange effect on men...

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  • Very happy despite having only 1 hour sleep!
  • Post-sauna happy glow

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  • Burn baby, burn! Yeah!
  • Dominic and David pretend it's raining in order to hide from the camera behind an umbrella

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  • Mmm barbequed Tesco cardboard box
  • The new JCN couple?
  • I'm jealous :p

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